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This guy comes in to a bar and he walks up to the bartender and says: Bartender, I've got me a bet for you!
I'm going to bet you 300 dollars that I can piss into that glass over there and not spill one single drop!
And the bartender's looking at the glass and sees that it's like a good 10 feet away and he says: Ok, let me get this straight! You are going to bet me 300 dollars that you can piss, standing over here, way over there into that glass and not spill a single drop!?
And the guy looks at him and says: "That's right".
The bartender says: Young man, you've got a bet!
And the guy says: Ok, ok... Here we go.
He pulls out his thing. He is looking at the glass, hes thinking about the glass, thinking about the glass, thinks glass, thinks glass, thinks glass, he's thinking about his dick, dick, glass, dick, glass, dick glass, dick, glass, dick, glass and then... WOOSH!!!
He let's it rip!
And he is (Pffffff), he's pissing all over the place man (pfff),he's pissing on the bar, he's pissing on the stools, on the floor, on the phone, (Pffff) on the bartender (Pfff). He's pissing everywhere EXEPT the fucking glass right!
And the bartender... He's laughting his fucking ass of, he is 300 dollars richer he's like:
Hahahaha, piss dripping off his pace, hahaha!
And he says:
You fucking idiot man! Youve got it everywhere exept the glass! You ow me 300 dollars "puta"!
And the guy says: Excusme just... One second!
He goes to the back of the bar where there's some guys playing pool, he walks up to then and hes,(whisperwhisperwhisper), he comes back to the bar and says:
Here you go mr.Bartender, 300 dollars!
And the bartender's like:
What the fuck are you so happy about? youve just lost 300 dollars idiot!
And the guy says:
Well! See those guys over there? I just bet them 500 dollars a piece, that I could piss on your bar, piss on your floor, piss on your phone and piss on YOU! And not only would you not be mad about it...
You would be happy! |
